"Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women." ~ (unattributed)
My boyfriend. He asked if I was off my period and this is how he indirectly described it..
SATAN’S SACRIFICIAL WATERFALL
i’ve been on the phone with my mom so long i’ve given up holding it
SHE SAW THIS PICTURE AND NOW SHE’S MADE AT ME OHMYGOD
We’re all made at you.
SHIT I CAN EVEN FUCKING SPELL NO WONDER MY MOM IS ALWAYS ANGRY AT ME
What art offers is s p a c e - a certain
breathing room for the spirit.
Chef Ramsay and customers
My dad accidentally told my sister she was an accident and she was like “ok but next time you’re angry at me just remember it’s your own fault because you didn’t wear a condom”
do puppets realize they’re always being anally fisted
i though it said puppies and was concerned
JEFF DUNHAM EVERYBODY
older shingekis with winter uniforms
i need winter uniforms
you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers
Best Pope story yet?
Pope Francis has been sneaking out of the Vatican at night to serve the homeless.
The Pope for people who don’t like popes strikes again.
HE WAS ALSO A BOUNCER AT A NIGHTCLUB
Pope Francis has also shed the trappings of wealth that generally accompany his position (golden cape, ornate throne) in favor of white threads and a simple wooden chair. He’s also the first Pope to wash a woman’s feet, insisting that it’s what Jesus Christ would have done. Even if you’re not religious you can appreciate that this is a genuinely good man, and a wonderful leader of the Catholic Church.
"Hello mom? Yes I’m reforming to Christianity. Mom? mom?"
This guy is there to remind us what religion should be about: helping people, reaching your hand to the ones who need you… this is what God taught us, and this is what he is doing and compelling everybody else to do <3
I just have a lot of feelings about this man and these stories, okay? ;u;
not just followers, everyone.
I’m here if any of you need to talk<3
The best part is, this post actually does something, it offers support, unlike one of those useless “reblog if you care” posts.